Day 7:

Day 7: Llamas

Llamas are the assholes of the animal kingdom.  They spit and bite and are not very tasty.  Fuck you Llamas.

Day 6:

Day 6: Zealots

Zealots are deaf and blind to the world around them.  They cause more grief than any other force of man.

Day 5:

Day 5: Hipstamatic Photos

This isn't 1977, shitty looking olden style photos are for you and your drunken friends to dress as cowboys and take sepia tone pictures, however those can fuck off too.

Day 4:

Day 4: Dubstep in Advertising

That shit is old.  Ahhh my fucking synthesizer is broken! Hey lets record it and have someone dance like they have tourettes.  Then sell them a new Hyundai.

Day 3:

Day 3: Reality TV

I don't need to see people take a shit on television or have their anus bleached.  I can go outside and shoot stuff.

Day 2:

Day 2: Tofu Meat Substitutes

Eat a piece of fucking meat. 

Day 1:

Day 1:  Black Grout

Sure it looks nice between the tiles but you end up looking like a racist freak in black face as the shit stains you skin for weeks.