Day 51: 40
I turned 40 this year. The new 20. Fuck off.
Getting old sucks, I really don't mind being 40 but I do mind all of the things attached to being 40.
It comes down to the fact that everyone in the medical world wants to probe around in my ass. Cancer is a motherfucker without question. But why do we pick a magic age where suddenly its open season on your asshole. Is it really a wonder guys have a crisis at this point where they buy a porche, grow a moustache and start hunting younger women? Its because the only other people with this many fingers poked in their pooper are porn stars.
Get your tackle checked out. Don't wait until 40, early screening is never a bad thing. Eat better, smoke less, drink more and have a fucking riot until you drop dead having a good time.
