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Thursday, May 3, 2012

Day 10:

Day 10: Hard Drives

They are the reason your laptop battery lasts long enough to make it through half a porn film.  They also contain your life and the slightest bump or galactic x-ray can turn them in to a paperweight.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Day 9:

Day 9: Hard Butter Packets

These things make me want to punch a baby.  Hard butter! great for turning fresh bread in to a torn mess of glutinous mush.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Day 8:

Day 8: Glue Sticks

Yes those little tubes of white snot that accomplish nothing but getting white snot all over everything and sticking fuck all together.