Day 46:

Day 46: Entertainment Tax

You pay it in Canada every time you go to the movies or any other entertianing type of thing.  Getting a handjob is generally entertaining.  Should we pay taxes on that as well?

Day 45:

Day 45: Office Vultures

The scavengers of the dead.  Someone gets fired and the Office Vulture swoops in to pick through the cool shit that was left behind before the employee can return to box up said cool shit.  The Office Vulture can be identified by their large hands and general drool stains on either side of the mouth.

Day 44:

Day 44: Silence

Got a problem? Say it out loud, hug it out, punch someone in the face.  Silence will eat you from the inside out.  Silence is fear and fear is a fucking asshole.

Day 43

Day 43:  Big Business Sports

Pro athletes are chewed up and spit out by a corporate machine that only cares about how many asses are in seats.

Now they are doctor sanctioned addicts :(  Always Big Business in Hockey, a lot of money to be made and a high turnover rate of the commodity. "They" churn these players in and churn these players out, seemingly at whim and with no regard for the players safety. It's akin to the "sex trade".  It's very wrong, very sad, very tragic and a very true story .

Lets get back to the game of 3 toothed drunks smacking the puck around and loving every minute of it.

Day 42

Day 42:

Fax Machines.

The machine we feed documents in to, then wait for it to dial and play some Tron sounding music shit until it finally completes and prints out a new piece of paper saying it was a success or failure.  Then we pick the phone up to call the person we just faxed to make sure their machine didn't print a mangled mess of toner and paper.

Day 41

Day 41:

Seedless Fruit

     This is a no brainer, oranges, grapes, watermelon, rock melon for my Aussie mates.  They are supposed to have seeds.  Seeds are what make new oranges, grapes, watermelon. Get over it, no one died from a swallowed apple seed, or choked to death on an orange seed.

Day 40

Day 40:

Free Sign-Ups

Just fill in you phone number, address, social security, size of the largest cock you've ever seen and you too can download some shitty screen saver or other equally worthless tripe.