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Monday, September 10, 2012

Day 47 Employer Trolling

Day 47: Employer Trolling    

     I stopped blogging to the list while I was looking for a job.  Potential employers stop short of inserting a finger in your ass when it comes to your personal online presence.  My linked in profile said I had a degree in smoking pot, hilarious to some, disturbing to many folks wanting to hire me.  Well I work for myself from the comfort of my home office now.  All of your recruiter/HR/Hiring people can fuck the fuck off.  Freedom of speech bitches.  Pretty universal in most free countries.

     Now employment agencies will tell you that you should clean up your stuff and only have things that you would allow your mom to see.  I'm a little more transparent, I'm sure my mom is appalled at some of the things I say and do, but I will no longer keep my sphincter clenched for the sake of the all important screening process where you go through explaining half of the flowery bullshit you have on your resume. I work hard, I'm smart, I have a lot of experience, I'm expensive.  If you really care about me telling the DMV to fuck off or that all celebrities need a pet midget then you can fuck off.