Day 49:

Day 49:  Telefundraisemarketprofiteers

I live in the USA, it would seem upon the moment of my arrival in to the USA that every fucking tele - marketer, fund raiser, vacuum cleaner sales, lawn care, pest control, health insurance, car wash, window cleaning, warranty extending company has been given all of my contact information.  I did the do not call thing, that probably stopped 400 million of the 3 billion calls i seem to get.  I may dress up as Jerry Lewis and pretend I am running my own telethon with all of the fucking phone ringing that happens here from dawn until dusk.

I give to charity, don't get me wrong, I will help a brother out, but nearly every one of these strangers that know me by my first name "Ramone Sanches" are working for independent for profit organizations, those are not tax deductible, and you are just giving money to an asshole, not to someone who needs it.

Go out, buy 10 cheeseburgers, hand them out to the hobos on the street corner.  Or dial 1-800-fuck-off and donate today.